Socially Inept

ryanvallejo:

korralight:

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okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

(Source: flame-o, via itsvladimirrr)

clovern:

have you fed yourself today? go do that. go pour yourself a glass of water and drink the whole thing. wash your face. do a breathing exercise. take a nap. go to bed before midnight. take care

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kaz2y5-221b-tardis:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

unless you’re from kansas that’s how you pronounce it

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hate:

the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin

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retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

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fuck-kirk:

teamfreekickass:

mymywhatacleverblog:

teamfreekickass:

Eating hot foods with glasses problems

You are what you eat c;

I don’t know if you are calling me a cup of noodles or if you’re calling me hot but are planning to eat me. 

either way you should probably run

fuck-kirk:

teamfreekickass:

mymywhatacleverblog:

teamfreekickass:

Eating hot foods with glasses problems

You are what you eat c;

I don’t know if you are calling me a cup of noodles or if you’re calling me hot but are planning to eat me. 

either way you should probably run

(via itsvladimirrr)

ectolime:

notdannyphantom:

Dude, as a kid, i used to be  like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen

every single time i used that formula i heard jazz in my head

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ben-c:

2many-fandoms:

ben-c:

NOTHING in the WORLD is cuter than teaching your girlfriend how to play a video game she’s not familiar with and NOTHING in the WORLD is better than the pride you feel when she’s super good at it

No, the cutest thing in the world is when you teach your boyfriend how to play a game he’s not familiar with and he gets super upset and starts cussing at the start screen cause he doesn’t know how to begin the game

no go away you’re ruining my homosexuality 

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lambylin:

*blacklists a user*

*shows up on my recommendations*

*shows up on my recommended dash*

*shows up at my birthday party*

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havingsexwithliampayne:

waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless

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thirliewhirl:

girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

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s0lvingsecrets:

santakatlan:


I’m gonna reblog this every day till someone does it.


pls someone submit me one, I’ve had people do it before and it’s hella adorable xxx

s0lvingsecrets:

santakatlan:

I’m gonna reblog this every day till someone does it.

pls someone submit me one, I’ve had people do it before and it’s hella adorable xxx

(Source: tylerandhislife, via itsvladimirrr)

literarysins:

In light of the 50 Shades of Grey trailer coming out today, quick reminder that that book is about an abusive and controlling relationship, not BDSM.

Fanfiction (published or not) is important for women of all ages to explore gender roles and sexuality in a way that is less stigmatized and more accessible. 

But do not do the BDSM community a disservice by calling the relationship described in the book a standard BDSM experience. 

(via cosmicdissonance)